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Форум Краматорська
- 25 Квітень 2024, 15:00:33
- Ласкаво Просимо, Гість
Новини:
У цьому розділі можна переглянути всі повідомлення, зроблені цим користувачем.
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Компьютеры, мобилки, софт, Интернет, провайдеры / PHP JOB
« : 07 Квітень 2005, 13:45:29 »
извините за пост. я уже нашел скрипт
2000 ??? oro
2000 ??? oro
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Компьютеры, мобилки, софт, Интернет, провайдеры / PHP JOB
« : 07 Квітень 2005, 10:55:55 »
Срочно нужен PHP разработчик для написания несложного скрипта. Оплата гарантирована. Вот пример
http://www.hostelsclub.com
http://www.hostelsclub.com
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Юмор и развлечения / Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
« : 01 Квітень 2005, 15:01:03 »
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them out loud)
1) That’s not right................... ..................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? .................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.................... ....................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man..................... ........................ . Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse................... ........................ .. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?........................ ... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table................... ... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift.................... ..... Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s very dark in here.................... ............. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ................... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone!........................ .. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week..... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ........................ ........ Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile.............. ....... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive!...................... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great................... ........................ .......... Fa Kin Su Pah
17) Bad guy..................... ........................ .... Fa Kin Wan Ka
Dildo................... ........................ ................Fun Toi
Ex-wife........................................................Fa Kin Sau
Jesus Child................... ........................ .......Ho Li Boi
Give me the money!........................ .............Pei Nau
Where's the restroom?........................ .........Ai Pe Nau
I absolutely agree!........................ ...............No Daut
Dogshit under my shoe.................... .............Stin Kin Puh
Stop teasing me!........................ ..................Tat Nut Fun
Annoying kid..................... ........................ ...Hit Tat Boi
Go for a ride for free.................... .................Hit Hai King
My friend is homo.................... .....................He Gai
Your price is too high.................... ................Ai No Bai Dam Ting
That was an unauthorized execution............... Lin Ching
You are not very bright ........................ .......Yu So Dum
I am not guilty.................. ...................Wai Hang Mi
Please, stay a while longer.................. ..Wai Go Nao
They have arrived................. ................Hia Dei Kum
Having an early orgasm.................. .......Kum Tu Suun
Saying the same thing................... .......Ri Pi Ting
Are You horny?........................ .............Yu Har Dik
You're just so stupid.................. ..........Fak Ju
I just get drunk so easy.................... ....On Li Tu
Oh, You've been smoking as well?.........Ju Tu Hai
I've got something in my eye................Aut Mai Ai
Now I understand.............. ...................Ai See Nau
Pretty and romantic sky tonight!.............Mun So Brait
Let's get outta here!........................ ....Fa Kin Run
Look at that Ferrari!........................ ......Big Boi Toi
I'm just so horny................... ..............Ma Dik Big
Microsoft sucks!........................ ...........Fa Kin Kom Pu Da
He's extremely ticklish!........................ Jum Pin Hai
Is'nt it cold to pee outdoor?...................Wai Ju Ding So Tai Nee
This got to look like an accident.............Hit Mai Ai
Has your flight been delayed?................Hao Long Wei Ting
I didn't know that You could sing?.........Wai Yu Sing Dum Song
I got this for free.................... .............Ai No Pei
This bathroom stink!........................ .....Hu Flung Dung
1) That’s not right................... ..................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? .................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.................... ....................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man..................... ........................ . Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse................... ........................ .. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?........................ ... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table................... ... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift.................... ..... Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s very dark in here.................... ............. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ................... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone!........................ .. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week..... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ........................ ........ Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile.............. ....... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive!...................... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great................... ........................ .......... Fa Kin Su Pah
17) Bad guy..................... ........................ .... Fa Kin Wan Ka
Dildo................... ........................ ................Fun Toi
Ex-wife........................................................Fa Kin Sau
Jesus Child................... ........................ .......Ho Li Boi
Give me the money!........................ .............Pei Nau
Where's the restroom?........................ .........Ai Pe Nau
I absolutely agree!........................ ...............No Daut
Dogshit under my shoe.................... .............Stin Kin Puh
Stop teasing me!........................ ..................Tat Nut Fun
Annoying kid..................... ........................ ...Hit Tat Boi
Go for a ride for free.................... .................Hit Hai King
My friend is homo.................... .....................He Gai
Your price is too high.................... ................Ai No Bai Dam Ting
That was an unauthorized execution............... Lin Ching
You are not very bright ........................ .......Yu So Dum
I am not guilty.................. ...................Wai Hang Mi
Please, stay a while longer.................. ..Wai Go Nao
They have arrived................. ................Hia Dei Kum
Having an early orgasm.................. .......Kum Tu Suun
Saying the same thing................... .......Ri Pi Ting
Are You horny?........................ .............Yu Har Dik
You're just so stupid.................. ..........Fak Ju
I just get drunk so easy.................... ....On Li Tu
Oh, You've been smoking as well?.........Ju Tu Hai
I've got something in my eye................Aut Mai Ai
Now I understand.............. ...................Ai See Nau
Pretty and romantic sky tonight!.............Mun So Brait
Let's get outta here!........................ ....Fa Kin Run
Look at that Ferrari!........................ ......Big Boi Toi
I'm just so horny................... ..............Ma Dik Big
Microsoft sucks!........................ ...........Fa Kin Kom Pu Da
He's extremely ticklish!........................ Jum Pin Hai
Is'nt it cold to pee outdoor?...................Wai Ju Ding So Tai Nee
This got to look like an accident.............Hit Mai Ai
Has your flight been delayed?................Hao Long Wei Ting
I didn't know that You could sing?.........Wai Yu Sing Dum Song
I got this for free.................... .............Ai No Pei
This bathroom stink!........................ .....Hu Flung Dung
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Компьютеры, мобилки, софт, Интернет, провайдеры / Банды Краматорска?
« : 01 Квітень 2005, 14:09:39 »58
Юмор и развлечения / Вопрос сколько людей крамахи сидит в инете ?
« : 01 Квітень 2005, 14:01:12 »
I spend 70% of my life connected
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Компьютеры, мобилки, софт, Интернет, провайдеры / Видеоконференция в режиме on-line
« : 01 Квітень 2005, 11:55:38 »
OMG!!! That's the SPEED!