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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them out loud)


1) That’s not right................... ..................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive? .................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP.................... ....................... Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man..................... ........................ . Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse................... ........................ .. Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?........................ ... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table................... ... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift.................... ..... Chin Tu Fat

9) It’s very dark in here.................... ............. Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ................... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone!........................ .. No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week..... Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight ........................ ........ Lei Ying Lo

14) He’s cleaning his automobile.............. ....... Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive!...................... Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great................... ........................ .......... Fa Kin Su Pah

17) Bad guy..................... ........................ .... Fa Kin Wan Ka
 
Dildo................... ........................ ................Fun Toi

Ex-wife........................................................Fa Kin Sau

Jesus Child................... ........................ .......Ho Li Boi

Give me the money!........................ .............Pei Nau

Where's the restroom?........................ .........Ai Pe Nau

I absolutely agree!........................ ...............No Daut

Dogshit under my shoe.................... .............Stin Kin Puh

Stop teasing me!........................ ..................Tat Nut Fun

Annoying kid..................... ........................ ...Hit Tat Boi

Go for a ride for free.................... .................Hit Hai King

My friend is homo.................... .....................He Gai

Your price is too high.................... ................Ai No Bai Dam Ting

That was an unauthorized execution............... Lin Ching

You are not very bright ........................ .......Yu So Dum

I am not guilty.................. ...................Wai Hang Mi

Please, stay a while longer.................. ..Wai Go Nao

They have arrived................. ................Hia Dei Kum

Having an early orgasm.................. .......Kum Tu Suun

Saying the same thing................... .......Ri Pi Ting

Are You horny?........................ .............Yu Har Dik

You're just so stupid.................. ..........Fak Ju

I just get drunk so easy.................... ....On Li Tu

Oh, You've been smoking as well?.........Ju Tu Hai

I've got something in my eye................Aut Mai Ai

Now I understand.............. ...................Ai See Nau

Pretty and romantic sky tonight!.............Mun So Brait

Let's get outta here!........................ ....Fa Kin Run

Look at that Ferrari!........................ ......Big Boi Toi

I'm just so horny................... ..............Ma Dik Big

Microsoft sucks!........................ ...........Fa Kin Kom Pu Da

He's extremely ticklish!........................ Jum Pin Hai

Is'nt it cold to pee outdoor?...................Wai Ju Ding So Tai Nee

This got to look like an accident.............Hit Mai Ai


Has your flight been delayed?................Hao Long Wei Ting

I didn't know that You could sing?.........Wai Yu Sing Dum Song

I got this for free.................... .............Ai No Pei

This bathroom stink!........................ .....Hu Flung Dung

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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
« : 01 Апрель 2005, 15:01:03 »


02 Апрель 2005, 06:22:01
Ответ #1

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Насколько я понял - это игра слов и звуков
только пересичный громадянин Украины - врядли прочтет это до конца и поймет хоть 10%
сильно тонкий юмор
- Ну, – сказала Сова – обычная процедура в таких случаях нижеследующая...
- Что значит Бычья Цедура? - сказал Пух. - Ты не забывай, что у меня в голове опилки и длинные слова меня только огорчают.
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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
« Ответ #1 : 02 Апрель 2005, 06:22:01 »